What, did you shave her head? Where did all her hair go? Oh, she never haaad any.
Well, today was Baby V's two-month doctor's appointment, so it's time for me to make good on my bet. Do you have my e-mail address? I need your address. How many spams did you get during my "challenge?" I owe you at least a buck.
I'm a proud, albeit bewildered, parent to my 2-year-old daughter The Punky. I like to write about things like poop and my taint stitches, neglect my child to pore over sports stats and trivia and zombie movies, drink a lot of vodka and then throw up on things, and all the while clean it up long enough to successfully maneuver through my career in public relations and fool people into actually thinking I'm some semblance of an adult.
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What, did you shave her head? Where did all her hair go? Oh, she never haaad any.
Well, today was Baby V's two-month doctor's appointment, so it's time for me to make good on my bet. Do you have my e-mail address? I need your address. How many spams did you get during my "challenge?" I owe you at least a buck.
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