Resisting...the urge...

Damn the Oxygen network.

I want to hate Tori Spelling and her stupid show ("Tori and Dean: Home Sweet Hollywood") and her stupid family. I do. Her head looks like a potato and she can't act, and I hate her for getting me sucked into all those stupid movies on Lifetime. (Yeah, since when do I actually watch Lifetime and Oxygen?) And fuck Donna Martin and her virginity. Fuck her virginity -- yeah, I said it.

But...damnit... I think I really like Tori. Like, if I knew her in person, I think we'd be friends. I hate myself for loving this show and liking her.

There. I said it. Now we're never going to discuss this ever again.