For your consideration.

I swear I don't regularly patrol my ex-boyfriend's blog, but he's a nice boy and writes funny things, and has become quite the name in sports blogging, not that I care, I'm just saying, is all...

But if you're bored, you should probably check out this little web gem. It made me spray an impressive amount of apple juice out of my nose, and I'm pretty sure it did considerable damage to my laptop keyboard as a result. There, Matt. You got your revenge. Damn you.